Woo Hoo. I'm a Blogger.

... and so it begins.

Hello Blogosphere, my name is T and I will be shouting into an empty room for the remainder of our relationship.

As to my identity I am a married twenty-something living and working in the wine industry in Napa Valley ... wait... Please don't go.

Wait...

Hold on....

Don't leave me...
OK to clarify I WILL NOT be writing about wine, giving tasting notes, or exuding any form of pretentious, gloating douchebaggery. OK. So, the last point might not be entirely true, but when I am gloating and pretentious I promise it will have nothing to do with wine, the industry and people maybe, but definitely not the beverage.

As far as the title of my blog goes it refers to both the wasting of any of my minor compositional potential on an electronic forum (get it? "E"?) and to the good chance that I may be drunk while composing a fair percentage of my future posts. I thought it was pretty clever. Well fantastic, my first post and I'm already a gloating douche-bag who explains and kills his jokes while underestimating his non-existent readership.

Nice to meet you and stay tuned.
- T